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Friday, April 28, 2006

Scary Phone Call 4

The top three things that your girlfriend can say to scare the shit out of you are:
3. My parents want to meet you.
2. Where is this relationship going?
and the worst.... It hasn't happened to me and I hope it doesn't happen to you. (Yeah I know what you are thinking... That's because it would be fun :) )
1. I'm late.

"I'm late" is indeed scarier than "I'm pregnant" because if she uses the P word you start making a plan about how to handle the crisis situation but if she uses the late phrase then you just have to hang around there and wait which can be quite painful to say the least. Its pretty much like getting an AIDS test done where you have to wait 5 days for the results to come out (Thanks Chris for the info) and you start questioning yourself about all the stupid things you did.

This world does give us plenty of options but do you need those when you already have a white whale?
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