My Pink Page

For the uninitiated, Pink Pages are written by fellow students when they pass out of college. Given below is an unexpurgated copy of mine.

C-305 Nehru Hall is not only home to certain rare tropicana spiders,rain insects,Entomologists and Palaentologists running after the creatures mentiones above,but is also inhabited by a creature of an undiscovered species, and needs to be worked upon by a few taxonomists.We on our part have tried our best to do justice to Handa and his evolution line,but in vain. We are therefore proud to present to you,Handa,uncut,uncensored ...and whats more with lots of scope for Evolutionary Research.
1. Size does matter ...and Handa made most of it, V A was his better half ( frankly,wudnt the fraction be indeterminate ???) during his first year.
2. Took game theory too seriously,ended up with a girl, A B who faces the same predicament as he. ( Her majesty hasnt found the proper Phylum she belongs to either)
3. A Quizzard "par" excellence , Handa ne ek baar quizzing ki saari hadh "par" kar di when he plagiarised from kcircle.com to handa.cjb.net . Quiz captain of Nehru, he got the Quizmaster flabbergasted when he started walking in out and around the stage during SF in search of greener pastures right in the middle of the quiz. Claim to fame in the quizzing world was correcting Motz and Adi on the name of a porn movie. We hope you are reading this Siddhartha Basu.
4. Governor of ETDS(English Technological Dramatics Society), he took acting a bit too seriously . Life is the theatre of the fool ...or is it that life is full of theatres ??? Handa was always in his Drams mode. A form of Dramatics of his own , he would respond to a surprise of any form on the part of his co-actors (well ...the world's a stage ...)with " THO KYA HUA ???!!!! " So much so that when Handa was once caught cleansing his legs in the wash basin in a strange posture which only ballet dancers would comprehend, his immediate reaction was "What's so strange about it ??!!! " " How foolish of you to raise such a meaningless query ??!!!"
Handa came close to molestation in a play directed by him when he kissed the female lead without her approval, and shrugged it off peacefully by claiming that it was just the necessity of the role !!
5. A chalta firta movie encyclopedia , we beleive he is a clone of imdb.com , which is his home page as well. If there ever was a movie buff in Kharagpur, thy name is Handa.
6.Understandably, an ardent follower of psychopathic serial-killers, on a boring afternoon he would like to dip a person in sugar solution, tie him up and abandon him in a desert.
7. A creative Writing stud , his shayaris have added to the woes of most of our Wingies. So much so that people were forced to go through his shayari sessions to get a CD written by him.
8. Although he is a Gold-Flake fan, he always kept a stock of bidis in his room for emergency or would borrow bidis from anyone ranging from Rickshawalas to the Canteen workers.His treat at Billoos was reduced to the same standards as well when the invitees were almost the entire campus and the budget per invitee came down to 3.75 bidis per person to be precise.
9. Academics wasnt for him and we beleive his guide still regrets having given him the project.
We wish to end the free copy of our research work here. For the complete information please come with a few bidis to CTW.The inconvenience caused is deeply regretted.